It's C.U.M (Cozy Up, Muffin) SEASON! 10% on hoodies, sweats, joggers with code GIVECHAOS10 + FREE shipping!
CEO Tote Bag
$39.00
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This tote holds receipts. Emotional and literal.
It’s seen spreadsheets, meltdown snacks, and five kinds of highlighters. Whether you're commuting to the office or the nearest safe space, this bag says, “I’m emotionally volatile—but highly productive.”
The Fit & Feel:
• 100% polyester shell—lightweight but ready to carry your baggage
• Holds up to 44 lbs—yes, including your unresolved issues
• Cotton bull denim handles—strong enough for spirals and snacks
• 15" x 15"—the emotional support square you never knew you needed
Made to order—like all good things in life. Your piece is created just for you: slowly, intentionally, and without wasteful stockpiling. That’s why it takes a little longer to arrive—because chaos deserves care, not overproduction. Thank you for letting us bake this with intention.
Heads up on Sizes and Shipping
Sweetie, our HOODIES and SWEATSHIRTS like to play tight-to-get (they run small).
If you want that cozy and curled up fit, go one size up.
Your future self (and your future laundry cycles) will thank you.
And yes, the size guide is your friend.
Chaos is our brand, not your checkout experience.
USD 7.99 / CAD 10.99 flat rate shipping • Free shipping over USD 75+ / CAD 100+
We kept this part soft on purpose.
