Our Manifesto

Welcome to our Soft Rebellion!

What is Chaos Muffin?

Chaos Muffin turns your inner monologue into something you can proudly wear. The jokes you whisper in your head, the spirals you schedule between meetings, the tiny victories you never announce out loud — we make those wearable.

We don’t do pastel affirmations or vague positivity. We do the thoughts you actually have: the ones that make you laugh, cringe, nod, or finally feel seen.

Every meme, mood lane, and product is a snapshot of the emotional stages you move through on a good week, a bad day, or a full-blown identity renovation. We name the chaos so you can own it, with humour, with heart, and with a wink.

Because sometimes the truest way to say who you are… is to wear your mood.

We are the soft. We are the storm.

We are the overthinkers with punchlines. The nurturers with burnout scars. The feel-everythings who laugh too loudly and heal in glittering spirals. We live in the tension—between ambition and exhaustion, between caretaking and craving to be seen, between having it all together and falling apart—gracefully, and with snacks.

We are Chaos Muffin, beautiful contradictions, baked under pressure.

We are not here to perform perfection. We are here to live—deeply, weirdly, joyfully—with meaning, memes, and a glass of mimosa.

We believe in radical self-awareness, emotional comedy, and quiet power. We cry and curate. We spiral and serve. We break and bedazzle the cracks (because subtlety is overrated).

This is not a brand. This is not a trend. This is a slightly unhinged movement.

A soft rebellion for those who feel too much, give too much, and are finally ready to say: “I matter, too, b*tch.”

We are Chaos Muffin.We stay soft but sharp. We stay unhinged with intention. And we don’t just glow through the cracks, we weaponize the sparkle.

I just drowned in depth and sass.

Now let's shop! Are you ready to wear your chaos?

Shop Your Vibe

Shipping & Second Chances

Delivery drama? Emotional misfire? We’ve got you.
Whether your chaos is en route or your tee didn’t pass the vibe check, we offer tracking links, returns, and try-again rituals.
No guilt. No shame. Just fresh starts—frosted lightly.
Learn how it works!

Care & Crumble Prevention

Because your garment—and your soul—deserve gentle cycles.
Wash cold. Hang dry. Whisper affirmations into the fabric if needed.
These pieces are emotionally ventilated and may flake under pressure (just like you).
Treat with care, or at least pretend to.
See full care guide.

Ask Auntie!

Spiraling? Ghosted? Still thinking about that thing you said in 2016?
Drop your emotional muffin mess in Auntie’s inbox.
She’ll roast you gently, hold you fiercely, and reply when the moon’s in retro shade.
It’s not therapy. It’s wisdom with edge.
Ask Auntie!

We make the voice in your head wearable, with humour, heart, and a wink. Perfect for anyone who copes, spirals, sparkles, or evolves.

Made with equal parts burnout and butter since 2025.