What exactly is Chaos Muffin?
Chaos Muffin isn’t just a merch brand — it’s emotional support with sass.
Think Brené Brown’s emotional depth served with Bianca Del Rio’s drag-level bite — tender truths, told with teeth.
We mirror the many ways humans cope through chaos — the sparkle, the cracks, the rising, and the calm that comes after. Every design nods to a real emotional lane: how we hold it together, fall apart, or find peace in the wobble. Our pieces are more than clothes; they’re conversation starters for the self-aware and the self-aware-adjacent — emotional tools disguised as wearable humour.
Because sometimes, the best way to say “I’m processing”… is to wear it.

Why do you call it a soft rebellion
Because we don’t rage — we roast, we sparkle, we self-reflect. Chaos Muffin is a quiet uprising for those who’ve been holding it together for years and finally decided to heal out loud.
It’s a rebellion against perfectionism, burnout, and “good vibes only” culture — not through anger, but through authenticity.
We don’t burn it down; we bake through it. We frost the cracks, laugh at the crumbs, and call it progress.

Is this a mental health brand?
Not in the clinical sense, darling. We don’t diagnose — we recognize. Chaos Muffin speaks the language of emotional chaos without pathologizing it.
If therapy is the deep work, we’re the outfit you wear on your way there — a soft, stylish reminder that your mess is still meaningful.

What makes Chaos Muffin™ different?We don’t sell pity. We don’t do pastel affirmations. And we definitely don’t think healing has to look pretty to count.
Everything we make is baked from behavioural truth — how real humans cope, spiral, laugh, and rise again. Our memes sting because they’re true. Our designs heal because they’re funny. We blend psychology with punchlines, sincerity with side-eye — that’s the Muffinverse equation.

Why muffins though?
Because baking is the perfect metaphor for being human. We rise. We collapse. We crack under pressure. And somehow, we come out whole — or at least deliciously messy.
Each muffin is a mirror: some frosted, some crumbled, all real. Chaos Muffin celebrates that full emotional recipe — from batter to breakthrough.

Who is this brand for?
If you’ve ever cried in a meeting, therapized your friends, joked through a spiral, or scheduled your breakdown between errands — welcome home, muffin.
We’re for the overthinkers, the nurturers, the beautifully burnt out, and the gloriously self-aware.

You don’t have to be perfect here — just emotionally fluent enough to laugh at yourself.

What is the Muffinverse?
It’s the emotional ecosystem where Chaos Muffins live — a galaxy of coping styles, contradictions, and meme-worthy truths.
Each lane, from Frosted & Fine to Soft but Golden, mirrors how we navigate chaos: some sparkle, some crack, some rise, some rest.
These aren’t personality types; they’re emotional operating systems — patterns baked from how we’ve learned to cope, connect, and carry on.
The Muffinverse is what happens when psychology meets punchlines, and healing comes with a wink (and great fabric).

How do I know which Chaos Muffin I am?
Start with the Muffin Mates. Read their stories and notice which one feels like home.
That’s your emotional homebase — the lane you default to when life gets loud.
But here’s the magic: homebases aren’t cages. When an old coping pattern stops serving you, you’ll naturally wander toward a new one — and that, darling, is growth.

Can I be more than one muffin?
Oh, honey… absolutely.
Most of us are sampler packs with feelings. You might sparkle through a crisis on Monday, crack by Wednesday, and rise again by Friday — all before your second coffee. The Muffinverse moves with you, because growth isn’t linear; it’s layered.

What do the mood lanes mean?
They’re not labels — they’re edible alter-egos baked from behavioural truth.
Each lane reflects how we show up, protect ourselves, and make meaning in the mess.
Inspired by real human coping styles, these lanes blend psych insight, humour, and empathy to help us name our patterns without judgment — and maybe even laugh at them a little.
Read about them here and meet your emotional entourage.

Will my mood lane ever change?
Of course it will, muffin. That’s kind of the point. You’ll shift, evolve, and shed old survival habits as you learn softer ways to be.
Chaos Muffin doesn’t promise linear healing. We offer language, laughter, and merch that gets it.
Because your coping style might change — but your sparkle? That’s forever.

How do your products fit?
Most of our apparel is unisex and runs true to size, but each product page includes a detailed size guide. Because muffin tops come in all shapes—and we’re here for every one.

Do you offer inclusive sizing?
Yes! Our size range is intentionally broad, from XS to 3XL (and beyond, when our suppliers allow). We believe emotional resonance—and great fits—should never be limited by a label.

What are your clothes made of?
Only the good stuff. We print on imported, garment-dyed heavyweight cotton. It feels like recovery—not fast fashion. Full material details are on each product page, but in short: no crunchy blanks, no clingy regrets.

Will the design fade or crack over time?
With proper care? Minimal fading, maximum emotional longevity. Our prints are professionally heat-set and high-quality. But like your boundaries, they still appreciate a little TLC. (Garment care tips live here.)

How do I know which size to order?
Check the size guide on each listing—or hit that pop-up chart. If you’re in between sizes, we recommend sizing up for that “emotionally oversized but cute” vibe.

When will my order arrive?
Orders typically arrive within 6–12 business days across the U.S. and Canada. That includes production and shipping. We move fast, but not frantic—consider it emotionally sustainable delivery.

Where do you ship?
Right now, we ship within the U.S. and Canada. Global muffin drops are coming—stay tuned.

Can I track my order?
Yes! You’ll receive a tracking link once your order ships. If it’s missing, check your spam folder or email us and we’ll light a candle and go hunting.

Do you ship to P.O. boxes or military addresses?
We try to, depending on what our carriers allow. If you’ve got a unique shipping situation, just reach out and we’ll figure it out together.

Where can I get more details about shipping?
Our shipping page has all the delivery timelines, carrier info, and other delightful fine print.

Can I return or exchange something?
Since every item is made to order, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for wrong sizes or buyer’s remorse (we wish we could!).
→ Be sure to check the size guide before checkout—your future self will thank you.

What if something arrives damaged or misprinted?
If your item is truly flawed—like ripped seams, smeared prints, or wrong designs—email us within 30 days of delivery at heyo@chaosmuffin.ca with your order number and a photo.

Just a heads-up: many of our designs feature intentional risograph effects (like texture variation, imperfect alignment, and print “ghosting”) as part of the aesthetic. If it looks like a design glitch, it’s probably an emotional metaphor.

Do you offer refunds?
Not in general—but if your item has a production issue, we’ll either replace it or offer store credit. Either way, we’ll make sure you’re not left hanging.

How do I report a problem with my order?
Easy. Email us at [support email] with your order number, a quick explanation, and photos if possible. We’ll review it and sort things out—no drama required.

How should I care for my Chaos Muffin merch?
Gently. Like it just got out of therapy.
Machine wash cold, inside out
Hang dry if you can (or tumble dry low if chaos calls)
Avoid bleach, harsh detergents, and ironing over prints
No dry cleaning, darling—we’re not that high-maintenance

Full garment care in our Care & Crumble Prevention page.

Why does my shirt look slightly textured and the design is all grainy?
It’s not a misprint—it’s a metaphor. Many of our designs use a risograph-inspired print effect, which means subtle texture, ghosting, and imperfection are baked in. Think: emotional depth meets vintage charm. If it looks too perfect, it’s probably not Chaos Muffin.

Will the design fade over time?
A little, but not dramatically. Like your most intense spirals, it softens with care. Proper washing keeps your threads looking fresh, even when you’re not.

Can I wear it during a meltdown?
Absolutely. In fact, it’s encouraged.