How To Love Your Muffin

How To Love Your Muffin
How To Love Your Muffin

Because care ≠ control, and love ≠ bleach.

You’ve welcomed your Chaos Muffin merch into your home—don’t make it wish it stayed in the warehouse.
A little care goes a long way (unlike your last situationship).
Wash it gently, dry it slowly, and it’ll stick around longer than that ghoster from March.
Trust us: the longer it lasts, the more likely you are to actually wear your healing.

Care for Apparel (Tees & Tanks)

  • Turn garments inside‑out before washing.
  • Machine-wash cold (≤ 30 °C / 86 °F) on a gentle/delicate cycle (~ 600 rpm).
  • Use a mild detergent, wash with like colors, and skip fabric softener.
  • Only use non‑chlorine bleach when needed.
  • Hang-dry is best; you can tumble-dry on low heat, but hang if you’re picky.
  • Iron only inside‑out at cool settings, and never iron over the print.
Ivory unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt with 'Not Your Average Muffin Unisex Tee' design — Emotional support clothing for the existential snack with layers.
White tote bag with 'Not Your Average Muffin Tote Bag' design — Funny therapy gifts for the ones who carry it all.

Tote Bags

  • Machine-wash cold with similar colors.
  • Do not bleach, tumble-dry, or dry-clean.
  • Iron on low heat, inside‑out.
Black White retro trucker hat with 'YOLO Retro Hat (White Thread)' design — Emotional support fashion with shade and ventilation.

Retro Hats

  • Spot-clean by gently wiping with a damp cloth.
  • If needed, you can hand-wash cold, but do not machine-wash, bleach, tumble-dry, iron, or dry-clean.

Frequently Asked Care Qs

Why inside out?

Protects the print from friction and fading.

Why no fabric softener?

It can degrade ink adhesion and dull your print.

Can I tumble dry?

Low heat is okay. Air-dry is safest.

Bleach?

Only non‑chlorine if absolutely necessary.

Care Is The New Couture

Our tees and tanks are printed using direct-to-garment magic, our totes are sublimated, and our hats are embroidered—so yes, your wardrobe is basically artisanal-ish.

Cold water, delicate cycles, and inside-out energy go a long way. Because fading, cracking, or fabric freakouts? Not part of your healing era.