From Oven To Doorstep

From Oven To Doorstep
From Oven To Doorstep

Shipping with Feelings

Chaos Muffin doesn’t just ship products—we ship moods.
If it doesn’t fit your vibe (or your body), we’ve got you. Here’s how we get your emotional support merch from our oven to your doorstep.

Returning with Grace

We don’t take feelings back—but we do take responsibility.
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or clearly not what you ordered, we’ll work with our print partner to make things right.

Shipping Info

📦 Where We Ship
We currently ship to the U.S. and Canada.
International chaos? Not yet—but stay tuned.

🕐 Processing Time
Every Chaos Muffin item is made to order (aka baked fresh just for you).
Please allow 2–5 business days for us to prepare your order before it ships.

🚛 Shipping Time
U.S. orders: 3–5 business days after processing
Canada orders: 5–10 business days after processing
Heads up: Your total wait time = Processing time + Shipping time.
We know waiting sucks—but we pinky swear it’s worth it.

💸 Shipping Cost
We're not here to confuse you with mystery charges or checkout math gymnastics.

  • U.S. flat rate: $7.99 USD
  • Canada flat rate: $10.99 CAD
  • Free shipping on orders over $75 USD (U.S.) or $100 CAD (Canada)

We kept it simple so you can focus on your emotional growth, not your shipping calculator. One less thing to overthink.

📬 Tracking Your Order
You’ll receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Yes, we like to overshare—but only in ways that help.

Returns

🔁 Return Eligibility
You have 30 days from the delivery date to initiate a return or replacement.
Items must be unused, unwashed, and in their original condition.
Damaged or misprinted? That’s on us. Send a photo—we’ll fix it.

What Can’t Be Returned
We can’t accept returns for:
- Buyer’s remorse (changed your mind)
- Wrong size ordered
- Minor design quirks from our intentional risograph-style aesthetic (ghosting, misalignment, textural grit—that’s the charm)

💌 How to Start a Return
Email us at heyo@chaosmuffin.ca with:
- Your order number
- A brief note about the issue
- A photo if the item is damaged or incorrect
We’ll get back to you with love (and instructions).

🫶 P.S. It’s Not You. It’s Supply Chains.
Every Chaos Muffin item is printed to order. We’re not mass produced—we’re mood produced. So while we can’t guarantee perfection, we can promise empathy.