Shipping policy
Shipping Info
📦 Where We Ship
We currently ship to the U.S. and Canada.
International chaos? Not yet—but stay tuned.
Processing Time
Every Chaos Muffin item is made to order (aka baked fresh just for you).
Please allow 2–5 business days for us to prepare your order before it ships.
Shipping Time
U.S. orders: 3–5 business days after processing
Canada orders: 5–10 business days after processing
Heads up: Your total wait time = Processing time + Shipping time.
We know waiting sucks—but we pinky swear it’s worth it.
Shipping Cost
We're not here to confuse you with mystery charges or checkout math gymnastics.
- U.S. flat rate: $7.99 USD
- Canada flat rate: $10.99 CAD
- Free shipping on orders over $75 USD (U.S.) or $100 CAD (Canada)
We kept it simple so you can focus on your emotional growth, not your shipping calculator. One less thing to overthink.
Tracking Your Order
You’ll receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Yes, we like to overshare—but only in ways that help.
Shipping & Second Chances
Delivery drama? Emotional misfire? We’ve got you.
Whether your chaos is en route or your tee didn’t pass the vibe check, we offer tracking links, returns, and try-again rituals.
No guilt. No shame. Just fresh starts—frosted lightly.
Learn how it works!
Care & Crumble Prevention
Because your garment—and your soul—deserve gentle cycles.
Wash cold. Hang dry. Whisper affirmations into the fabric if needed.
These pieces are emotionally ventilated and may flake under pressure (just like you).
Treat with care, or at least pretend to.
See full care guide.
Ask Auntie!
Spiraling? Ghosted? Still thinking about that thing you said in 2016?
Drop your emotional muffin mess in Auntie’s inbox.
She’ll roast you gently, hold you fiercely, and reply when the moon’s in retro shade.
It’s not therapy. It’s wisdom with edge.
Ask Auntie!
