Your Emotional Muffin Mates
Like all soft muffins, we cope with chaos differently. Some of us sparkle to stay sane, some patch leaks with laughter, some rise mid-mess, and some just exhale and glow.
These Muffin Mates aren’t random archetypes—they’re baked from truth, rooted in real patterns of how humans cope, heal, and adapt when life turns up the heat. Think of them as your emotional operating systems—the default settings you return to when things get messy (and muffin, they always do).
You might live mostly in one, visit another when things get crunchy, and peek at the rest when healing calls your name. No judgment. Just psychology… with better outfits.
