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LOL Retro Hat (Black Thread)
$39.00
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Deep in the languish, but make it editorial.
This is the hat for when your soul’s buffering—but the fit still slaps.
Mesh back for airflow, curved brim for drama—because languishing is hot work.
It’s giving: “I may be emotionally flatlined, but I understood the assignment.”
Because when your mood’s low, your fashion sense doesn’t have to be.
The Fit and Feel:
• 74% polyester, 26% cotton—built like your coping skills: mostly durable, slightly soft, always wearable under pressure.
• 3.5" crown (8.9 cm): The ideal altitude for high-functioning thoughts and low-key spirals.
• Embroidered front design—because if it’s not stitched, it’s not sacred.
• Structured six-panel frame with a hard buckram front: emotional scaffolding in hat form.
• Mesh back, Permacurv® visor and adjustable plastic closure, because chaos should be comfy, darling—not clingy.
Made to order—like all good things in life. Your piece is created just for you: slowly, intentionally, and without wasteful stockpiling. That’s why it takes a little longer to arrive—because chaos deserves care, not overproduction. Thank you for letting us bake this with intention.
Heads up on Sizes and Shipping
Sweetie, our HOODIES and SWEATSHIRTS like to play tight-to-get (they run small).
If you want that cozy and curled up fit, go one size up.
Your future self (and your future laundry cycles) will thank you.
And yes, the size guide is your friend.
Chaos is our brand, not your checkout experience.
USD 7.99 / CAD 10.99 flat rate shipping • Free shipping over USD 75+ / CAD 100+
We kept this part soft on purpose.
