







Youth crewneck sweatshirt
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• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jetted fleece fabric
• Regular fit
• Double-needle stitching on shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat.
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size Label | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 21 |
| L | 29 | 23 |
| XL | 30 | 25 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26.5 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 |
| Size Label | Length (in) | Width (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 | 23.5 |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26.5 | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
| Size Label | Inseam (in) | Waistband (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 28 | 28 |
| S | 29 | 30 |
| M | 30 | 32 |
| L | 31 | 34 |
| XL | 32 | 36 |
| 2XL | 33 | 38 |
| Size Label | Length (in) | Width (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 ⅝ | 18 ¼ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ | 17 ¾ |
| L | 29 ⅜ | 22 | 19 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 26 | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 27 ¾ | 23 ¼ |
| Size Label | Chest (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 14 | 26 ¾ |
| S | 15 | 27 ⅜ |
| M | 16 | 28 |
| L | 17 | 28 ⅝ |
| XL | 18 | 29 ¼ |
| 2XL | 19 | 29 ⅞ |
| Size Label | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| Size | Width (in) | Height (in) |
|---|---|---|
| 15×15 | 15 ¾ | 15 ⅜ |
| Measurement Area | One Size (in) |
|---|---|
| Head Circumference | 21 ⅝ – 23 ⅝ |
| Crown Height | 3 ⅞ |
| Front Panel Height | 2 ½ |
| Visor Length | 6 ¾ |
Heads up on Sizes and Shipping
Sweetie, our HOODIES and SWEATSHIRTS like to play tight-to-get (they run small).
If you want that cozy and curled up fit, go one size up.
Your future self (and your future laundry cycles) will thank you.
And yes, the size guide is your friend.
Chaos is our brand, not your checkout experience.
USD 7.99 / CAD 10.99 flat rate shipping • Free shipping over USD 75+ / CAD 100+
We kept this part soft on purpose.
Shipping & Second Chances
Delivery drama? Emotional misfire? We’ve got you.
Whether your chaos is en route or your tee didn’t pass the vibe check, we offer tracking links, returns, and try-again rituals.
No guilt. No shame. Just fresh starts—frosted lightly.
Learn how it works!
Care & Crumble Prevention
Because your garment—and your soul—deserve gentle cycles.
Wash cold. Hang dry. Whisper affirmations into the fabric if needed.
These pieces are emotionally ventilated and may flake under pressure (just like you).
Treat with care, or at least pretend to.
See full care guide.
Ask Auntie!
Spiraling? Ghosted? Still thinking about that thing you said in 2016?
Drop your emotional muffin mess in Auntie’s inbox.
She’ll roast you gently, hold you fiercely, and reply when the moon’s in retro shade.
It’s not therapy. It’s wisdom with edge.
Ask Auntie!
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We make the voice in your head wearable, with humour, heart, and a wink. Perfect for anyone who copes, spirals, sparkles, or evolves.
Made with equal parts burnout and butter since 2025.


