Curator of Calm Unisex Tee

Polished? Sure. Peaceful? Allegedly.
This tee is for the emotional archivist who appears serene while cataloging internal screams by font and color code. You radiate poise, but underneath? Duck legs paddling. Silently spiraling—but make it tasteful.

Wear this when you're leading meetings, diffusing drama, or mentally reorganizing your breakdown for aesthetic purposes.
Because being the calm one in the group is a full-time job—and darling, you deserve hazard pay.

This tee belongs to the ones who sparkle to survive. For those who hold space for others while silently begging the universe for an off switch.

The Fit & Feel:
• 100% ring-spun cotton—soft yet sturdy, like you
• Garment-dyed—richer color, lived-in soul
• Relaxed fit—for when life tests your stretch
• Reinforced stitching—built to hold, even when you can’t

FYI: This print uses a risograph-inspired texture.
That slightly grainy, layered look? Totally intentional.
We love it for the same reason we love growth—it’s uneven, emotionally charged, and surprisingly beautiful.

Made to order—like all good things in life. Your piece is created just for you: slowly, intentionally, and without wasteful stockpiling. That’s why it takes a little longer to arrive—because chaos deserves care, not overproduction. Thank you for letting us bake this with intention.