Therapy Worked

Therapy worked. You should be afraid.

Looks like sunshine, reads like a warning, and stings like a bitch slap.
Regulated, radiant, and ready to set boundaries—with a smile.

Healed. Hot. Hazardous.

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Therapy Worked, You Should Be Afraid Unisex Sweatshirt

From $59.00

Therapy Worked, You Should Be Afraid Unisex Fleece Joggers

From $65.00

Therapy Worked, You Should Be Afraid Unisex Hoodie

From $65.00

Therapy Worked, You Should Be Afraid Tote Bag

$39.00

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Therapy Worked, You Should Be Afraid Women's Racerback Tank Top

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Therapy Worked, You Should Be Afraid Unisex Tee

From $46.00

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Shipping & Second Chances

Delivery drama? Emotional misfire? We’ve got you.
Whether your chaos is en route or your tee didn’t pass the vibe check, we offer tracking links, returns, and try-again rituals.
No guilt. No shame. Just fresh starts—frosted lightly.
Learn how it works!

Care & Crumble Prevention

Because your garment—and your soul—deserve gentle cycles.
Wash cold. Hang dry. Whisper affirmations into the fabric if needed.
These pieces are emotionally ventilated and may flake under pressure (just like you).
Treat with care, or at least pretend to.
See full care guide.

Ask Auntie!

Spiraling? Ghosted? Still thinking about that thing you said in 2016?
Drop your emotional muffin mess in Auntie’s inbox.
She’ll roast you gently, hold you fiercely, and reply when the moon’s in retro shade.
It’s not therapy. It’s wisdom with edge.
Ask Auntie!

We make the voice in your head wearable, with humour, heart, and a wink. Perfect for anyone who copes, spirals, sparkles, or evolves.

Made with equal parts burnout and butter since 2025.

Therapy Worked

Therapy worked. You should be afraid.

Shipping & Second Chances

Care & Crumble Prevention

Ask Auntie!

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